Curse

I pwnd U · Dec 06, 2005, 10:34 PM // 22:34

quietly laughs while hunched in corner avidoing the sharp stick that is on fire...

Bubba Lips · Dec 06, 2005, 10:41 PM // 22:41

*smites the stick*

Sir Skullcrasher · Dec 06, 2005, 10:43 PM // 22:43

*you from North Carolina... hmmmm.. smack you silly with some bucket of Fried Chickens*

Paul Mahdi · Dec 07, 2005, 12:30 AM // 00:30

*I wake up and go sit down*
*Then i take out a Desert Eagle, just in case*
*I accidently shoot myself in the foot*
*I limp out of the bar*

merciless · Dec 07, 2005, 03:34 AM // 03:34

Takes a bite of a cheese cake and turns the cheese cake chunks into bullets because of my icey cool breath. I then spit them at all of 'ya'll' because I'm so DANGEROUS!

Knido · Dec 07, 2005, 03:38 AM // 03:38

*drags Paul back into bar*
*puts a brandy glass on his stomach*
*sits on glass*
*pokes hole in Paul*
*sticks kitten in hole*
*walks away all cool-like*

Paul Mahdi · Dec 07, 2005, 03:52 AM // 03:52

*pets kitten*
*"thx i always wanted a kitty"*
*lights kitten on fire and throws it a Knido*

heist23 · Dec 07, 2005, 04:45 AM // 04:45

*pokes avari and kg with a long metal pole*

xxhell · Dec 07, 2005, 04:48 AM // 04:48

*gives heist23 24 gold and a kick in the ass*

chris_nin00 · Dec 07, 2005, 04:53 AM // 04:53

*Walks into Hell*

heist23 · Dec 07, 2005, 04:54 AM // 04:54

*takes the 24 gold and shoves the long metal pole down xxhell's throat*

kg_lildude1 · Dec 07, 2005, 07:26 AM // 07:26

*tries to poke everyone in the room, but only manages to poke himself 250 times*

Divinitys Creature · Dec 07, 2005, 01:36 PM // 13:36

Heh heh since this eye burns at the temperature of the Sun even holy water evaporates at a distance of 2 light minutes (never reaches me)

- i pwn again -

I pwnd U · Dec 07, 2005, 03:24 PM // 15:24

ahh screw divinity, thinks hes invincible anywho for the rest of u uninvincible people...

*juggles flaming soccer ball and blasts it into the bar, rolls into bar and EXPLODES!!!!!!!* MASS CARNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PWND!!!!! <--not really though i just like the word

Paul Mahdi · Dec 07, 2005, 04:04 PM // 16:04

*the explosion knocks off my arm at the elbow*
*i take a chainsaw out of nowhere and put it where my arm used to be*
*I use my super powers to mend my arm over the chainsaw*
*i go outside and destroy everybody's car*
"nobodys goin' anywhere"

I pwnd U · Dec 07, 2005, 04:06 PM // 16:06

lol well guess what? i killed yur father. HA HAAAAA. and i brought a horse to this fite buddy not a car

Paul Mahdi · Dec 07, 2005, 04:15 PM // 16:15

"crap, I don't kill horses"
*Gets the Chainsaw goin*
"Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. you kill my father. Prepare to die"
*starts the chainsaw, cuts off my other arm, and replaces it with a double barrel shotgun*
"whateva, whateva, I do what i want!"
*blasts shotgun at I Pwnd U as i run towards him*

Divinitys Creature · Dec 07, 2005, 04:16 PM // 16:16

Closes my eye which was providing you all heat and light. You all freeze to death after a few minutes

*pwned :P

I pwnd U · Dec 07, 2005, 04:17 PM // 16:17

im pretty sure they sword fought? o ya they did!!! takes out sword ON GUARD!!

Paul Mahdi · Dec 07, 2005, 04:24 PM // 16:24

If thats Eye was as powerful as the sun wouldn't we have burned up already?
(or did you already try that and don't wanna copy yourself)
*using the same super powers that i used before to survive the other stuff i manage to pull through*
*i go up to I Pwnd U and we fight*
*seeing as how i have a shotgun and a chainsaw and he has a sword i win*
*i go out side steal his horse and ride into the sunset*
*I realize i'm still not drunk i go back in the bar, sit down and drink*